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This cozy crewneck blends soft, medium-heavy fabric with a cheeky, vintage-inspired graphic that speaks to anyone who loves ironic retail humor. The sweatshirt’s relaxed, classic fit and ribbed collar hold their shape while the double-needle stitching gives it a lived-in durability. Wear it on slow weekends, thrift runs, or when you want to make people laugh in line — the embroidered or printed options let you choose a subtle chest detail or a bold center statement. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes keep the piece comfortable against the skin and responsibly made. It settles into your rotation as that effortless layer you reach for when you want warmth, wit, and a little edge.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Decoration options: embroidery (left/center/large center chest, wrists) or DTG/DTF printed neck and wrist labels
- Made without side seams (tubular knit) to reduce waste and look cleaner
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron